Christian one-liners

Don't let your worries get the best of you.
Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God,
but only as advisors.

It's easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose...
but mosquitoes come close!

People are funny:
they want the front of the bus,
the middle of the road,
and the back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once,
but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

Quit griping about your church.
If it were perfect, you couldn't belong!

If the church wants a better pastor,
it only needs to pray for the one it has.

Some minds are like concrete:
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

I don't know why some people change churches.
What difference does it make which one they stay home from?

Be ye fishers of men:
You catch 'em.
He'll clean 'em.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn't call the qualified;
He qualifies the called.

God promises a safe landing,
not a calm passage.

If God is your co-pilot -- swap seats!

Don't give God instructions; just report for duty!

The will of God never takes you to where the grace of God won't protect you.

We don't change the message;
the message changes us.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

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