I know it's a little late for Mother's Day, but I still thought these were cute (and oh-so-true):
4 Mysteries of Motherhood
1. Why your children need you urgently - the instant you step in the shower.
2. How two kids are easier to take care of than one.
3. Why fruit snacks are neither fruit nor snacks, but candy.
4. The way the days can drag on forever, but the years go by so fast.